dentists and other unpleasantries

we went to the dentist yesterday, bub and me. it went really well, good reports for both of us but i was a little on edge during the electric scraping procedures. i had to tell her to stay the hell away from my upper two eye teeth because of the sensitivity. . .i almost gagged a couple of times during the x-rays, but all in all, not a bad visit.

the best part of it i think, was when i asked her about coffee and coffee stains on teeth. she explained that the tannins in coffee were actually a benefit for the mouth. . . why, i can't really remember right now, but then she added, "That's as long as you don't dump a bunch of milk and sugar into it. . . " What i said was, "OH no, I use any of that stuff. . . " What i WANTED to say was, "Oh no, I TAKE IT BLACK. LIKE MY MEN."

i dreamed about boiling live chickens in water the night before last.

then also, a regular customer from starbucks and her daughter in either k-mart or target.

also that i left the kids at home alone to go somewhere, thinking matt or leah would show up and it wasn't that big a deal. they may have been sleeping, i can't remember.

seriously.