Friday, October 24, 2008

Political Bluntness.


You know what really gets me? This whole "JOE SIXPACK" and "JOE THE PLUMBER" bullshizz that's being touted by McCain and Palin and how they're trying to make us all believe that they've got JOE'S interests at heart.

If this were true, I think there would be a lot fewer tax breaks for the BILLIONAIRES of this country. They are about as far away from JOE as you can get. At least qualify it truthfully: HERE IS OUR PLAN FOR THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER (billionaires) and then, JOE, you get a few perks thrown in too, in the end. We'll throw a small bone to you to make your forget about the trillions you and your children will be paying for this ridiculous POINTLESS war that no one wanted.

Also, never forget that the terrorists are lurking behind every corner. They want to take over this country. They want to kill Christianity and they HATE FREEDOM so you and your family will NEVER be safe unless a republican personally is in charge. This is where JOE comes in. JOE will be recruited to go and bomb the terrorist harboring countries and then get denied medical coverage when he comes back home with a busted skull. The other Joe, the BILLIONAIRE Joe will be okay paying for his once-every-five years colonoscopy and a few hits of viagra but the REAL Joe is up Tut-creek.

WAKE UP, JOE.

2 comments:

aaltenbu said...

Love this-have forwarded it to many...

Anonymous said...

beauuutiful.

don't forget that joe's kids are a bunch of gross, germy mutants who have no health coverage so they are covered in disease and should not be co-mingling with joe zillionaire's buffy and lance.