Monday, July 21, 2008

a few controversial statements

1. oral sex is meant for dating. who has time for this otherwise?

2. the good people out there that are decent and moral have an obligation to have many children in order to combat the millions of childbreeding morons out there who are not decent and moral. screw recycling and green drycleaning. save the world from morons. do your part: CONCEIVE.

3. minnesota vikings fans are like battered housewives, always believing the impossible will become possible.

4. men should never wear sweatpants EVER. and unless they are dressy and worn together with a professional ensemble, DITTO FOR BLACK SOCKS.

6 comments:

kelbel said...

dressy sweatpants???

does such a thing exsist?

Mink said...

I with her, where are these dressy sweatpants?

Mink said...

I meant I'm with her
you know end of day kid exhaustion

Writer From Olivia said...

yeah, sorry, that was poorly worded.

what i meant to say was, and unless they are dressy black socks, as in NOT black thick tube sweat socks. . . . . .

dressy sweats!!!!

Mink said...

Do you have an image of dressy sweats for guys?

Anonymous said...

do they even make sweatpants for men anymore? someone the image of patrick swayzee comes to mind.